Fairy Tales LIE!

We - being Skyra and I - have decided to have an ongoing post about Things that we were taught by fairy tales that were a lie These include:

We were NEVER told that we would be wiping children's butts for SIX years of our lives.

We were NEVER told that we would have children puking in our faces for the rest of our lives.

We were Never told that the dishes would never be ALL the way done.

We were never told that the laundry would pile up faster than we could wash it/dry it/fold it and put it away.

We were never told that we would not be treated like the princess in the fairy tale

or that the prince would end out being a man who sat on the couch and farted until he made our eyes water, and our stomaches churn, all the while the "prince" laughed about it.

Tell us/me how fairy tales have LIED to you!